"Looks like the photos, cool to say you've been there but other than that.. yup."
"The U.S. Government allows all of the unknown creatures that inhabit the area to kidnap unsuspecting tourists and use them for food."
"We drove a million years to see some semi impressive rock formations? And there were RATTLESNAKES everywhere? Dumb. You lose cell service because you're in Nowhere USA. The only thing bad about these lands is entire experience. Waste of time. Thank god I was drunk in the backseat for the majority of the trip." [sic]
"After driving and driving around for about 50 mins, you enter the Grand Canyon to find ta-da: a great big hole."
"The National Park Service itself confirms that the worst bathroom in the entire system is in Yosemite (at Bridalveil Falls) […] Don't visit Yosemite anymore."
"Way to rocky for my taste. Plus a cougar stole my pants, what is he going to do with them? They definitely weren't his size." [sic]
"I'm just shocked that this place gets the high reviews. I guess everyone is smoking too much dope."
"American Express is not accepted, and that pretty much ruined our entire visit."
"It sucks nothing to see but nature's natural rendering of a modern age gravel quarry." [sic]
"All we saw was a small caldera emitting some steam from about 100 yards away - no lava flows, no lava streams going into the ocean, no molten lava spitting up into the air."
"Gabriel and I watched a very long documentary about these woods and we were very upset!!!!!"
"There were signs on the side of the road that just said 'COW.' Sure enough next to the sign would be a cow sitting either right next to the road or on the road."
"This park ranger needs to go back for training. He ruined our whole visit and we would never return. [...] He caused my husband to have a panic attack and never wants to go into another cave." [sic]
"Somalian pirates are in control of the waters right outside the island. They got so close we could see the yellow in there [sic] eyes."
"This place is dangerous. There are bears, mountain lions, and worst of all, sketchy people. Hide your wives, hide your kids, hide your husbands […]."
"The root problem with Acadia is a very unhealthy forest and actual NPS services. The forest is so overgrown that I actually wish that people would bring in wood, with all the associated pests, from other areas."
"Mountains not nearly tall enough but at least tundra is thick! Lichen disappointing too."
"I came to Hawai'i with my wife Sandre to get warm and get away from cold but it was so cold up there on the top of the mountain!" [sic]
"Delicate arch looks like it might fall over at any time. It might fall over in the future. Doesn't look anything like the license plate."
"Went here but couldn't enter the park to [sic] far as I have a great fear of drop offs!!!"
"Rent a boat to cruise on lake. Only thing I see is lake and mountains and some trees. Maybe I come at the wrong time." [sic]
"Scenery is grand and huge and up in the air and distant and impersonal. I got bored fast, and the 109°F heat didn't help in the least."
"When we got out the car, the smell of sulfur nearly knocked my girlfriend off her feet and the stench followed us through the day as it clung to our clothes and hair."
"There is a bit of color near the entrance, and a tiny bit inside, otherwise…I paid $20 for nothing but nasty rock and salt."
" [...] However, there were two forks and at the first you were supposed to go right, which we weren't told. Half our group (around 20 out of 39) got lost because of going left."
"We were so excited when we saw the sand and water but moments after setting foot on the beach we were attacked by big black bitting flys. They would chase us in groups and the bites hurt!!"
"Most boring 5 hours of my life! Half the boat was laying across seats sleeping! I can only assume that the others who wrote glowing reviews for this would be excited at watching grass grow."
"It was beautiful, but the problem was, when I was there, I was constantly worrying about my dog. I couldn't bring him with us, so the little fluff was in a kennel."
"It is very unique (like an arctic desert should be)...but it's so mysteriously silent and lonely."
"Ranch museum was closed because of the trees, but the trees looked fine to me."
"It was a very chilly day. They need to spray for bugs. To many trees, they should consider removing all trees." [sic]
"Only saw one bench on the map. Turned out to just be another lake that does NOT have benches."
"[…] it makes me remember an episode of The Cosby Show where Vanessa is engaged to someone, and Bill Cosby says that it was like a juicy piece of steak presented on a trash can lid."
"I love national parks very very much. But this is not a national park. It is a combination of several 'bathrooms.' I don't know where to even begin."
" [...] They didn't expect to get any electricity for at least half a week. Have you ever camped with a woman for half a week where there is no available warm running water anywhere? They start to stink. And complain. [...] Thanks a lot Obama."
"We rented the canoes. The guy from the store kept pushing us into the trees for like 3 times, making the branch poke us before he push us out in the lake." [sic]
"Ok yes the water is very blue. And then also the water is quite blue, not to mention that the water is very blue. Mosciqitos ate the whole family alive, we left after 1 hour." [sic]
"Access limited on main island with most trails closed due to recent cyclone and few roads."
