Going to the beach is like candy corn. You wait for it all year, and then you realize that you'd built it up in your head to be way better than the real deal. Here are some things to do at the beach...if you like terrible ideas. It's much better to stay indoors all day, reading articles online.
1 of 10 Having a Beach Picnic
Beach picnics are a great idea, in an alternate dimension where seagulls don't exist. One time I bought Kelly's Roast Beef on Revere Beach and a seagull dive-bombed me for a French fry. I swatted it away just in time for a passing bicyclist to yell at me not to feed the gulls, as if I needed to be told not to feed a sharktoothed avian monstrosity from my worst nightmares.